itslatingirl:

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justisse:

xxfluffygenocidexx:

justisse:

when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period

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We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.


Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.

we’re gonna need a bigger jar

lizandash:

poeticdarkbeauty:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

the parallel is uncanny

He has only improved with age. Like a fine wine.
-A

wowzarry:

HE KISSED HER NOSE

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hangoverpart3:

Today, witness the epic finale you never saw coming. Get your tickets to The Hangover Part III: http://hangoverpart3.com 
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